“I walked to Montevallo.'
'Forty miles?!'
'Forty-two,' he corrected me. 'Well. Forty-two there. Forty-two back. Eight-two miles. No. Eight-four. Yes. Eighty-four miles in forty-five hours.'
'What the hell's in Montevallo?' I asked.
'Not much. I just walked til I got too cold, and then I turned around.'
'You didn't sleep?'
'No, the dreams are terrible.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
You Don't Wanna Hit That
Well, a new school year has begun. I have learned a few things already:
1.) Mr. Nelson does not want us to have porn on our phones because 'we don't want to hit that'.
2.) If a site says 'FORBIDDEN', you should stop hitting that.
3.) I am going to freaking love my AP English 12 class. (Libby and Hubert and Brittany!) Plus, I really like Mrs. Adams-Legge.
4.) If I stay in Food and Nutrition, I think I'll like it. The teacher seems really cool and I need an easier class considering the rest of my classes are rather difficult for me.
5.) Eating outside isn't really that great.
6.) They need to change the lunch tables back. Like, now.
7.) I am going to love Sociology, I think. (PS: Fawzia, I picked black - the color of sexuality, power, and death.) I hope Mr. Walker turns out to be as good and interesting teacher as I hope he will be.
8.) Math. Sucks.
9.) So do the school lunches.
That's about all for now. I'm not sure what my actual class schedule will look like since I'm switching to AP World History next week and I don't know what that will switch around just yet. I asked Fawzia a question and she never answered. :(
I'm on a new bus now, and some people actually took the time to talk to me (even though I had my headphones on xD) and were surprised to realize I was a Senior.
I don't recognize most of the people at Sherando any more, both because I was gone last year and because now that I am a Senior, everyone else I knew has graduated except for my one or two lowerclassmen friends. It's a bit jarring.
1.) Mr. Nelson does not want us to have porn on our phones because 'we don't want to hit that'.
2.) If a site says 'FORBIDDEN', you should stop hitting that.
3.) I am going to freaking love my AP English 12 class. (Libby and Hubert and Brittany!) Plus, I really like Mrs. Adams-Legge.
4.) If I stay in Food and Nutrition, I think I'll like it. The teacher seems really cool and I need an easier class considering the rest of my classes are rather difficult for me.
5.) Eating outside isn't really that great.
6.) They need to change the lunch tables back. Like, now.
7.) I am going to love Sociology, I think. (PS: Fawzia, I picked black - the color of sexuality, power, and death.) I hope Mr. Walker turns out to be as good and interesting teacher as I hope he will be.
8.) Math. Sucks.
9.) So do the school lunches.
That's about all for now. I'm not sure what my actual class schedule will look like since I'm switching to AP World History next week and I don't know what that will switch around just yet. I asked Fawzia a question and she never answered. :(
I'm on a new bus now, and some people actually took the time to talk to me (even though I had my headphones on xD) and were surprised to realize I was a Senior.
I don't recognize most of the people at Sherando any more, both because I was gone last year and because now that I am a Senior, everyone else I knew has graduated except for my one or two lowerclassmen friends. It's a bit jarring.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
To Recap:
My sister had a baby.
I volunteered at the soup kitchen tonight and sadly did not get to go to Cali's house to help redecorate her room.
Tomorrow I am going to Sherando to speak with teachers, change schedule-things, and get my books.
Saturday Fawzia and Brittany are coming over and a cookout is happening.
Sunday I am hitting Books a Million with Libby and some other people for a scavenger hunt because we're nerds.
Monday and Tuesday I will be doing that required reading AP English stuff.
Wednesday I start my senior year of highschool.
Well, that about sums up everything for now.
(PS: My sister's baby is like the cutest thing ever. Just saying. It's her third and final. My sister is ten years older than me.)
I volunteered at the soup kitchen tonight and sadly did not get to go to Cali's house to help redecorate her room.
Tomorrow I am going to Sherando to speak with teachers, change schedule-things, and get my books.
Saturday Fawzia and Brittany are coming over and a cookout is happening.
Sunday I am hitting Books a Million with Libby and some other people for a scavenger hunt because we're nerds.
Monday and Tuesday I will be doing that required reading AP English stuff.
Wednesday I start my senior year of highschool.
Well, that about sums up everything for now.
(PS: My sister's baby is like the cutest thing ever. Just saying. It's her third and final. My sister is ten years older than me.)
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Paper Towns
"'But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defenseless that I just couldn't do it. It was as if what I wanted to kill wasn't in that skin or the thin blue pulse that jumped under my thumb, but somewhere else, deeper, more secret, and a whole lot harder to get at.'" She sits back down next to me, close, facing me, the fabric of our jeans touching without our knees actually touching. Margo says, "I know what she's talking about. The something deeper and more secret. It's like cracks inside of you. Like there are these fault lines where things don't meet up right."
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Exterminate, Regenerate
Well, it's been rather busy lately. Last week I was at the beach (North Carolina) which meant that I watched a bunch of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movies and read lots of books and avoided the outside in general on principle. No matter how lovely the outside is, inside is always just a little bit lovelier to me. After that vacation with D&D (Doug and Darcy) I spent several hours cramped in a small truck. Then when we finally made it back to Stephen's City, instead of going home, I was dropped off at Cali's house for her birthday party (which was fantastic and filled with lots of mountain dew) where we watched a lot of movies and played 'Never have I ever' and became in lesbians with each other. After a while, most of the people left and it was only myself, Cassy, and Hubert who spent the night. Cassy and Hubert got a couple hours of sleep, whereas Cali and I stayed up and talked the whole time. When I went home, around noonish I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight-something-pm.
THIS week I'm going to (potentially) hang out with Brittany and Fawzia at some point. Tuesday night I am spending the night at Kristen's (My sister's) and giving her her baby shower present (Baby socks and some really freakin' good fudge. I feel like she needs fudge. Fudge is good. Also, I don't have a job.) Saturday my mother is flying or driving to VA to spend a couple days with me (school shopping and such) and with Kristen (She should be having that baby soon) before heading back to Louisiana. Dad is staying on the farm there and is not coming up. My brother's surgery went successfully, I presume, since I have not heard otherwise and I don't think there was any risk really involved in it anyway and the Air Force is paying for all of it.
For some reason, a short conversation I had with Hubert and Cali (I think others were listening but I do believe they were the only ones who said anything) about afterlife and how I don't believe that there IS an afterlife after death. Hubert seemed surprised at this, and Cali in general agreement with my hopes. I suppose with so many people clinging to religions and superstitions that I would cling to the hope that an afterlife does not exist. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it DOESN'T exist (how the hell would I know? I'm not dead yet.) or that [insert deity(ies) of choice here] doesn't exist, I'm just saying I prefer to believe and hope that it doesn't. I don't judge people who live their lives hoping for the opposite - an afterlife and some sort of deity or whatever - but to me, there are few things more depressing than imagining an afterlife for myself or make me more furious than imagining a deity. In order to live my life with the values I hold dear and have the comfort I need from the world in general (which is really all what this is about, isn't it? making the life HERE easier to take, since there in not indisputable fact that an afterlife of deity actually does exist) I have to believe that neither a deity nor an afterlife is in existence. I want THIS life to mean something. My life had a beginning, and it damn well better have an end.
Now, I am watching some old Nerdfighter videos and having anxiety about the upcoming school year, as per usual. Also, that whole 'future after high school' thing.
THIS week I'm going to (potentially) hang out with Brittany and Fawzia at some point. Tuesday night I am spending the night at Kristen's (My sister's) and giving her her baby shower present (Baby socks and some really freakin' good fudge. I feel like she needs fudge. Fudge is good. Also, I don't have a job.) Saturday my mother is flying or driving to VA to spend a couple days with me (school shopping and such) and with Kristen (She should be having that baby soon) before heading back to Louisiana. Dad is staying on the farm there and is not coming up. My brother's surgery went successfully, I presume, since I have not heard otherwise and I don't think there was any risk really involved in it anyway and the Air Force is paying for all of it.
For some reason, a short conversation I had with Hubert and Cali (I think others were listening but I do believe they were the only ones who said anything) about afterlife and how I don't believe that there IS an afterlife after death. Hubert seemed surprised at this, and Cali in general agreement with my hopes. I suppose with so many people clinging to religions and superstitions that I would cling to the hope that an afterlife does not exist. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it DOESN'T exist (how the hell would I know? I'm not dead yet.) or that [insert deity(ies) of choice here] doesn't exist, I'm just saying I prefer to believe and hope that it doesn't. I don't judge people who live their lives hoping for the opposite - an afterlife and some sort of deity or whatever - but to me, there are few things more depressing than imagining an afterlife for myself or make me more furious than imagining a deity. In order to live my life with the values I hold dear and have the comfort I need from the world in general (which is really all what this is about, isn't it? making the life HERE easier to take, since there in not indisputable fact that an afterlife of deity actually does exist) I have to believe that neither a deity nor an afterlife is in existence. I want THIS life to mean something. My life had a beginning, and it damn well better have an end.
Now, I am watching some old Nerdfighter videos and having anxiety about the upcoming school year, as per usual. Also, that whole 'future after high school' thing.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Manic Pixies
It has been a very long time since I last posted. I'm sitting next to Libby who is reading a poorly written book about incest, and I'm fairly certain that the author has no idea how the judicial system, gangs, or the human psyche actually works. It's so poorly done that it would be comical if it were not about such a disturbing topic. Perhaps to some that is what makes it comical. In agreement with Libby, the author chose a topic far too mature and adult for her to handle properly. Also, ewwwwww.
We're in New York with her grandmother, mother, and sister right now, but soon some of her other relatives are going to arrive and we will be sleeping in a tent. *sigh*
Apparently Wholock is a thing, and the synthetic Google brain can identify what a cat is. Thanks, YouTube. I'm reading more and more of the Dune series and absolutely loving it. Also, I feel sleepy. I find myself thinking about the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" stock character and finding myself a bit fascinated for no apparent reason. I think I may just be over tired and should just go to bed before my brain keeps spouting off trivial nonsense. I'm going to read more Dune now.
DUDE. NO EDGE.
Less than Three,
Rosencrantz.
Monday, June 4, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Enigma
Lots and lots of babysitting is going to be in my future.
Thy programmes come
Thy commands be done
In DOS, and sometimes in WINDOWS
Give us this day our daily login
And forgive us our hacking
As we forgive those who hack in our files
Lead us not into corrupt procedures
But deliver our email
For thine is the CPU, the powersource and the monitor
For ever until obsolescence
Hey, man..."
The justice system is fucked up.
I have my copy of the Enigma magazine.
I have my copy of the Enigma magazine.
I like Chinese food.
I have a Manga of Hamlet to read tonight, Legend of Korra to watch, an epic game of Super Smash Land to play (I miss the GameBoy days. I never got over the day where I oh-so-misguidedly traded mine - all three - in. It was a dark, dark day. I hope the gaming Godesses will one day forgive me for my trespasses. I was young and in need of more Spyro games.)
"Our fileserver, who art on LAN
NETSERVER be thy nameThy programmes come
Thy commands be done
In DOS, and sometimes in WINDOWS
Give us this day our daily login
And forgive us our hacking
As we forgive those who hack in our files
Lead us not into corrupt procedures
But deliver our email
For thine is the CPU, the powersource and the monitor
For ever until obsolescence
Hey, man..."
Libby came over today after a several phone venting sessions. I did my "I really suck at the whole helping thing, but I fail so endearingly that I hope I end up cheering you up somehow anyway despite my general awkwardness." She came over and we painted nails, watched some TV and ate some Chinese food until she finally had to go home. (Sadly, her parents wouldn't let her skip school tomorrow, but I'll be going with her to school on Wednesday. I will probably be extremely cranky as I have been averaging going to sleep between 3-5 am and will probably need to wake up at like 6 am that morning. Oh, well.) Libby is coming BACK over tomorrow with Kaitlin and we are going to watch some Holy Musical B@man!. Libby may or may not come over early to watch Pan's Labyrinth.
Children are terrifying.
If I were a detective, I'd have a pipe. It would blow bubbles. (I dislike tobacco, but adore pipes.)
WAYSIDE. :D More plays! That I get to be in! Sort of! More like mini skit thingies! But that's okay!
Say "Bubbles" angrily. SCREAM it. Go on. Do it. Right now.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Things I found amusing or interesting. Mostly amusing.
Published on May 27, 2012 by RushFreak2
-This is for buying out some of the best game companies and turning them to mediocrity.
-This is for having some of the worst customer service in the gaming industry.
-This is for deliberately holding back game content for the sole purpose of making customers pay more for it later as DLC.
-This is for strictly enforcing copyrights on content that you did not even create.
-This is for taking the Need for Speed franchise and completely ruining it.
-This is for supporting the S.O.P.A.
-This is for overworking your employees with no benefeits, demolishing any creative talent they have.
-This is for making terms of use that allow you to backstab your customers any time you see fit.
-This is for releasing the same things every year, an increasingly large number being the only difference.
-This is for forcing your customers to stay online to even play several games you publish at all.
-This is for backstabbing Valve, preventing the developers you publish for from releasing their games via Steam for the sole purpose of promoting your own platform.
-This is for overhyping your games and not delivering the content you promised.
-This is for bribing media review organizations to increase the rep of your games.
-This is for monopolizing the entire gaming industry and crushing all that oppose you.
I'm sorry, Electronic Arts. I used to like you, but you had this one coming.
Your days of having hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place are over.
-This is for having some of the worst customer service in the gaming industry.
-This is for deliberately holding back game content for the sole purpose of making customers pay more for it later as DLC.
-This is for strictly enforcing copyrights on content that you did not even create.
-This is for taking the Need for Speed franchise and completely ruining it.
-This is for supporting the S.O.P.A.
-This is for overworking your employees with no benefeits, demolishing any creative talent they have.
-This is for making terms of use that allow you to backstab your customers any time you see fit.
-This is for releasing the same things every year, an increasingly large number being the only difference.
-This is for forcing your customers to stay online to even play several games you publish at all.
-This is for backstabbing Valve, preventing the developers you publish for from releasing their games via Steam for the sole purpose of promoting your own platform.
-This is for overhyping your games and not delivering the content you promised.
-This is for bribing media review organizations to increase the rep of your games.
-This is for monopolizing the entire gaming industry and crushing all that oppose you.
I'm sorry, Electronic Arts. I used to like you, but you had this one coming.
Your days of having hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place are over.
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/uvernon/littlecreature2/series.php
^ Story I saw thanks to Guildenstern. <3 I loved it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LnVIo3Bwzs&feature=youtu.be
^ Amusing YouTube video.
http://imgur.com/a/naFT0
^Coolness
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Packing My Bags
Well, Tuesday night I fly back to Virginia. I hope to be busy with friends and I hope that none of them avoid contacting me in fear that I've not remembered them or don't care anymore. I hope that I still have friends there despite how long I've been gone. I'm always up to hang out with the ones I care about - and I hope they know that. I expect this to be a busy summer, but hopefully a fun one.
Guildenstern is seeing about getting me permission to go to Sherando the last two days of school there, so that would be nice, though nerve-wracking. I left a lot of people behind, and many of them I know I should not seek out or encourage friendliness with them, but sometimes it's hard to help it. I can't seem to remember the bad with the good in retrospect, and I make too many excuses for the ones who have wronged me and put me through unhealthy romantic relationships and unhealthy friendships as well.
Living with Doug and Darcy shouldn't be too bad, and I'm looking forward to getting some real space between myself and my parents and this dreadful loneliness. I've been through a lot of things that no one is fully aware of, and probably never will be. Shame is a powerful force.
But nevermind all that, life should be looking up. I hope to get with my sister this weekend and spend some time with Libby and Kaitlin as well. (Time to watch some Holy Musical B@man!) I sincerely hope to become closer to Brittany and Fawzia again, and maybe the five of us (Brittany, Fawzia, Libby, Kaitlin, Myself) could get together at some point or another. It'd be really, really nice to feel like I have friends again.
Well.. that was a lot more self pity than I usually throw out there. Sorry about that. :P I'm usually the humor. I guess it's protection, eh?
Packing is difficult. I can't bring everything I want to. I AM bringing my entire Spyro collection though, no matter what. -.- I'm stubborn about that collection. <3 I don't know how many books I'll be able to bring.. as it is, I'll be lucky to fit the clothes I want to bring with me. Tomorrow is going to be filled with lots and lots of cleaning.
I was contacted by a dear friend of mine who has decided to start playing Megiddo with a friend of hers and asked me some questions about it. I am tempted to send her the file I have of everything that happened during that mess, but I don't think I will. I hope that place burns in hell. (Slightly amusing what I did there. You'd have to know the story and site to get it though, but it made me chuckle.)
I watched a good deal of Merlin today, and an episode of Castle as well. I should probably resume packing..
~Rosencrantz
Guildenstern is seeing about getting me permission to go to Sherando the last two days of school there, so that would be nice, though nerve-wracking. I left a lot of people behind, and many of them I know I should not seek out or encourage friendliness with them, but sometimes it's hard to help it. I can't seem to remember the bad with the good in retrospect, and I make too many excuses for the ones who have wronged me and put me through unhealthy romantic relationships and unhealthy friendships as well.
Living with Doug and Darcy shouldn't be too bad, and I'm looking forward to getting some real space between myself and my parents and this dreadful loneliness. I've been through a lot of things that no one is fully aware of, and probably never will be. Shame is a powerful force.
But nevermind all that, life should be looking up. I hope to get with my sister this weekend and spend some time with Libby and Kaitlin as well. (Time to watch some Holy Musical B@man!) I sincerely hope to become closer to Brittany and Fawzia again, and maybe the five of us (Brittany, Fawzia, Libby, Kaitlin, Myself) could get together at some point or another. It'd be really, really nice to feel like I have friends again.
Well.. that was a lot more self pity than I usually throw out there. Sorry about that. :P I'm usually the humor. I guess it's protection, eh?
Packing is difficult. I can't bring everything I want to. I AM bringing my entire Spyro collection though, no matter what. -.- I'm stubborn about that collection. <3 I don't know how many books I'll be able to bring.. as it is, I'll be lucky to fit the clothes I want to bring with me. Tomorrow is going to be filled with lots and lots of cleaning.
I was contacted by a dear friend of mine who has decided to start playing Megiddo with a friend of hers and asked me some questions about it. I am tempted to send her the file I have of everything that happened during that mess, but I don't think I will. I hope that place burns in hell. (Slightly amusing what I did there. You'd have to know the story and site to get it though, but it made me chuckle.)
I watched a good deal of Merlin today, and an episode of Castle as well. I should probably resume packing..
~Rosencrantz
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Limbo
That first post was more of a test post. Now that I've gotten my blog about where I want it (but knowing me it'll do a complete 180) time to get down to business. (Sadly, we're not going to defeat any Huns here, but I do hope this isn't too much of a waste of time.)
I think I want to re-read Julius Caesar. It is, by far, my favourite Shakespearean play. Sir Duckington (The awkward hunting/guard dog we've acquired.) is all sorts of adorkable. It's hot and miserable and there are bugs everywhere. >.>
[Edited that picture in later]
I'm antsy about still being here in Louisiana.. I hope that I'm able to move out of my parents house in two or three weeks. It all depends on my grades, of course, which makes me extremely nervous and annoyed. Dad's having his anxiety and mom's having her.. whatever-ness. I'm tired and ready to be out of here. Living with Doug and Darcy will definitely be interesting.. I don't know if I'll be here or there in a few weeks or whether my senior year will be at Sherando or Albany.. I just want some sort of finality. I suppose I should feel bad about abandoning them and how that (apparently) makes me a bad person, but honestly, I'm just looking forward to gaining space and distance between myself and them and getting out of Louisiana.
As usual I'm holed up in my room and alone. My days are spent mostly with TV shows and website surfing, though I've been weaning myself off of the LOTGD RPG games. Next week I think I'll start playing World of Warcraft again. (Nightelves FTW)
I miss the Wayside Theater. I absolutely cannot wait to return to Virginia to hang out with Libby, Fawzia, Brittany, and Kristen. I miss having friends that are actually worth a damn. Sherando next year (hopefully) will be nerve-wracking and intense and bittersweet due to all the people I cut myself off of on purpose and have done my best to avoid since. There are some things that have been left unresolved in Virginia and I don't know how all of that will play out. My nerf guns need more ammo.
There have been a lot of changes in my life the past year, particularly emotional ones. I like to think they're going to end up being for the better. I've gotten much more comfortable with my image and body, and that's a good change.
As for today specifically? Not much. Messed around with Duck, Jack, and Odette some. Mostly watched Castle. Craving new books to read but no way to get any. >.<
Well this was a bit more rambling than I expected but the venting felt sort of therapeutic. It's almost 2 AM and I'm kind of out of it and pretty tired and will probably take one look at this when I wake up later and remove it. I think I'll blame it on the soda.
~ Rosencrantz
I think I want to re-read Julius Caesar. It is, by far, my favourite Shakespearean play. Sir Duckington (The awkward hunting/guard dog we've acquired.) is all sorts of adorkable. It's hot and miserable and there are bugs everywhere. >.>
[Edited that picture in later]
I'm antsy about still being here in Louisiana.. I hope that I'm able to move out of my parents house in two or three weeks. It all depends on my grades, of course, which makes me extremely nervous and annoyed. Dad's having his anxiety and mom's having her.. whatever-ness. I'm tired and ready to be out of here. Living with Doug and Darcy will definitely be interesting.. I don't know if I'll be here or there in a few weeks or whether my senior year will be at Sherando or Albany.. I just want some sort of finality. I suppose I should feel bad about abandoning them and how that (apparently) makes me a bad person, but honestly, I'm just looking forward to gaining space and distance between myself and them and getting out of Louisiana.
As usual I'm holed up in my room and alone. My days are spent mostly with TV shows and website surfing, though I've been weaning myself off of the LOTGD RPG games. Next week I think I'll start playing World of Warcraft again. (Nightelves FTW)
I miss the Wayside Theater. I absolutely cannot wait to return to Virginia to hang out with Libby, Fawzia, Brittany, and Kristen. I miss having friends that are actually worth a damn. Sherando next year (hopefully) will be nerve-wracking and intense and bittersweet due to all the people I cut myself off of on purpose and have done my best to avoid since. There are some things that have been left unresolved in Virginia and I don't know how all of that will play out. My nerf guns need more ammo.
There have been a lot of changes in my life the past year, particularly emotional ones. I like to think they're going to end up being for the better. I've gotten much more comfortable with my image and body, and that's a good change.
As for today specifically? Not much. Messed around with Duck, Jack, and Odette some. Mostly watched Castle. Craving new books to read but no way to get any. >.<
Well this was a bit more rambling than I expected but the venting felt sort of therapeutic. It's almost 2 AM and I'm kind of out of it and pretty tired and will probably take one look at this when I wake up later and remove it. I think I'll blame it on the soda.
~ Rosencrantz
Congratulations! You can read.
Well, now that that's been covered, we can move along. I have a few rules.
1.) If I cannot understand it, and it's not cool technobabble or alienspeak or nerdtalk (Chatspeakers and twelve year olds, I'm looking at you) go away. Just go. You don't want me to pull a Pavi and use your face for my next Halloween costume. (I like to frighten the grammatically aware. It's a bittersweet sort of experience.)
2.) Disagree with me all you want, in fact, I sometimes encourage it. Don't expect your views to change mine.
3.) If I think you're an idiot, I'll call you an idiot. (Excluding the times I use it endearingly)
4.) No stalking. Only I do the stalking. It's just plain creepy when you do it.
5.) Brittany needs to make a blog.
I think that covers everything for now.
Things you ought to know:
+ This is all in brail. If you use your tongue on your screen, you can taste the delicious sarcasm dripping from my sentences. I highly recommend that.
+ Starkid? Yes.
+ Whovian? Yes.
+ Disney? Yes.
+ 90's Kid? Yes.
+ Spyromaniac? Yes.
+ Republican? No.
+ Democrat? No.
+ Nerd? Yes.
+ Address? Cardboard box outside your nearest Starbucks. I leech off of the wifi. Go on, walk up to me. I carry a dagger made from the tooth of a Sand Worm at all times.
+ Ranter? Absolutely.
~Rosencrantz
1.) If I cannot understand it, and it's not cool technobabble or alienspeak or nerdtalk (Chatspeakers and twelve year olds, I'm looking at you) go away. Just go. You don't want me to pull a Pavi and use your face for my next Halloween costume. (I like to frighten the grammatically aware. It's a bittersweet sort of experience.)
2.) Disagree with me all you want, in fact, I sometimes encourage it. Don't expect your views to change mine.
3.) If I think you're an idiot, I'll call you an idiot. (Excluding the times I use it endearingly)
4.) No stalking. Only I do the stalking. It's just plain creepy when you do it.
5.) Brittany needs to make a blog.
I think that covers everything for now.
Things you ought to know:
+ This is all in brail. If you use your tongue on your screen, you can taste the delicious sarcasm dripping from my sentences. I highly recommend that.
+ Starkid? Yes.
+ Whovian? Yes.
+ Disney? Yes.
+ 90's Kid? Yes.
+ Spyromaniac? Yes.
+ Republican? No.
+ Democrat? No.
+ Nerd? Yes.
+ Address? Cardboard box outside your nearest Starbucks. I leech off of the wifi. Go on, walk up to me. I carry a dagger made from the tooth of a Sand Worm at all times.
+ Ranter? Absolutely.
~Rosencrantz
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